Americana Silkies

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 353 reviews
$29.99
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Color: Black
Free Shipping on $49+
Easy returns
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All ZF apparel and gear comes with our No BS lifetime guarantee. If you don't love it or there's a defect, we will replace it no questions asked.

Nothing screams freedom like these super soft and comfortable silkies, withstanding two major wars and grunt approved.

  • Original SOFFE silkies (Same company that provides them for the U.S. Military)
  • High quality feel and print
  • 100% lightweight nylon tricot
  • Liner brief
  • Inside key pocket
  • 2 - 2¼" inseam on all sizes
  • Covered elastic waistband

 

*DISCLAIMER* -PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR SIZE-

Due to the nature of this product, we cannot accept returns or exchanges of opened silkies products. In short, we cannot accept returns on products that have touched your junk. 

Size Waist
S 28" and down
M 30-31"
L 32-33"
XL 34-36"
2XL 38-40"
Domestic:
  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $49 or more - OR - take $4.99 off of any upgraded shipping service.
  • Economy Shipping ($4.99 flat) / Arrives 5-10 Business Days
  • Standard Shipping ($5.99 flat / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
  • Priority Shipping ($8.99 flat) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
  • UPS Ground / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
  • UPS 2nd Day Air / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
  • UPS Next Day Air Saver / Arrives 1-2 Business Days
International
  • Get a $4.99 discount when you spend $49 or more
  • UPS Mail Innovations / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
  • UPS Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive

APO/FPO:

  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $49 or more 
  • Economy Shipping ($4.99 flat) 
  • Standard Shipping ($5.99 flat)
  • Priority Shipping ($8.99 flat)
Returns
  • All ZF apparel and gear comes with our NO BS LIFETIME. If you don't love it or there's a defect, we will replace it no questions asked.

To prolong the lifespan of your zero apparel we recommend the following care process.

  • Launder/wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry
  • If desired, low heat ironing or steaming can be utilized to remove wrinkles.
average rating 5.0 out of 5
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353 Reviews
Reviewed by Tyler J., from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Real Men Wear Silkies

These are the most comfortable pair of silkies I have ever worn. I’m 5’10, 185 pounds, 33 inch waist and the large fits perfectly. The medium would probably still fit and be a little extra sexy. Length is perfect, halfway up the quads and really squeezes those babies on leg day. My only complaint is my dick isn’t big enough to hang out the bottom. The Marine Corps invest so much into having the best uniforms in the service you would think they would contract with Zero Foxtrot to add these fuckers to the CIF list, instead of those dog shit granny panties version. Anyways, my wife told me I shouldn’t do hip thrusters at the gym because my bulge was to much to control in these. And if you think men shouldn’t do hip thrusters, fuck you and keep that Hank Hill looking ass. KILL!

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Reviewed by Capt Mark G., from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Silkies

Love them!

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Reviewed by Zander K.
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I recommend this product
Age Range
18 - 24
Rated 5 out of 5
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I don’t wear other shorts

Best shorts in the world…let them hang fellas!

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Reviewed by Brandan
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I recommend this product
Age Range
25 - 34
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great for any occasion

First dates, anniversary dinners, weddings these are great all the time. Let em hang boys.

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