Black Beard Silkies
Black Beard Silkies
Nothing screams freedom like these super soft and comfortable silkies, especially when Mr. Teach pillages souls and gold.
- Original SOFFE silkies (Same company that provides them for the U.S. Military)
- High quality feel and print
- 100% lightweight nylon tricotton
- Liner brief
- Inside key pocket
- 2 - 2¼" inseam on all sizes
- Covered elastic waistband
Small 28 and down
Product was in flawless condition when received and actually got here a full week sooner than advertised. Will be buying more in the future.
Black Beard Silkies
Shorts fit well, revealed enough thigh, and the key pocket has saved me the effort of tying my keys into my shoes.
Good quality service & product , keep it up
Awesome quality and fit, well done ZF!
Best damn money I've ever spent.
Sexy and piratey, just like me.
If you want the hands of angels carrying your boys then this is for you .
I’m going to have no quarter for whomever steals them or stretches them out, they’re all I wear now! Definitely going to get some other graphics from ZuluFoxtrot. Stay zero
Great product would purchase again
Saved my marriage...
If you wanna feel like your boys down under are being fondled by a dependa who needs a husband while your head being filled with skill fucking rage, look no further. Don these battle silkies, and you will have the power to take souls and pack fat lips like the best grunt.
Black Beard Silkies
These silkies are hand woven by the god of war himself.. MUST BUY!!
Amazing... simply amazing...
Great product as always from ZF. Had knee surgery and wearing a big brace and these are perfect
These are sick, but them all!!!!
Bad! Ass! Feel great and guaranteed to make you look like a sexy af soul snatcher!
Black Beard Silkies
These silkies will make every girl on the cross country team at your college or university run a train on you.. you will emanate pure testosterone sweat....
As always a phenomenal product
Love the design! Wish they would make more limited editions
Awesome gear, love it !
Just a kickass pair of short ordered 1 size larger than normal and they fit perfect.
Two thumbs up!
Love the shorts. Ordered slightly larger than normal but they're a good fit. Thanks to all who mentioned that they fit smaller than some.
Just like black beard the silkies are made of solid gold. Light weight and breathable, makes your bounty look bigger then ever. Big bounties are a sure in with the ladies of the night.
This silkies are rad as fuck
To borrow a quote, “the only underwear better than no underwear”
Absolutely loved them. I want to get some more from Zero Foxtrot. Love Veteran owned businesses and I only deal with them. Klint Kloepping, USAF Vet.
Totally sick and my cock looks awesome in them
You can't rock the Blackbeard shirt without a matching pair of sillies - the twins will get mad and kick themselves. Fits well, just like all Soffe products, and the logo is well designed. The only thing I would put as a negative would be the logo is a heat transfer and not embroidered, so it will probably fade and crack over time. But, we aren't at that point at this time!
I can noe properly display my thighs of freedom even in this cold wasteland known as Poland
These silkies joined officially joined the rotation yesterday. My wife followed me around the house giving me compliments and talking about our future children. I doubt my sparkling personality had anything to do with it... But seriously, quality printing, good design, right price, and quick delivery. Awesome work!
JUST LIKE MOM USED TO MAKE!! Wait...what? Seriously, though, these things are awesome. If you ever wore them in the military, then these will not disappoint. I was concerned about how long the graphics would hold up, but it seems to be a very durable paint and should last through a lot of wash and action. And as always, if you know your size, buy a size smaller to show off the goods. (but they do run true to size.)
Best drawers ever....ever... ever
Love my Silkies!
The material and design are great! The only thing is, is that I bought these as a gift for my boyfriend and jokingly tried the shorts on (size XL) and they fit my waist and I am 5'1 size small. So I suggest ordering like a 3X if you're 6 ft. and over 190
Excellent fit. No quarter given to my girlfriends ass
Look I realize no one likes shitting their pants or silkies for that matter but these Black Beard Special edition silkies are so bad ass that excitement levels rise above bodily control! It's a well known fact that Zero Foxtrot raised Black Beards ghost and used actual facial hair from his decomposing corpse to fuse his fierce fighting spirit and tenacity in to every pair of these Special Edition Silkies! Thats a fact! I mean just Google it!
Aside from that ZF uses a proprietary blend of Black Beard hair fibers, and other space age fabrics that are specifically designed to give the wearer extraordinary strength and skill when you wear these fine garments! Studies have shown that your deadlift will actually improve by 36.2 percent over your old PR! Obviously your performance may very.
Also reported by wearers of these silkies was a general sense of bad assery, an aloof thousand yard stare, and a 58 percent rise in testosterone levels in both men and women!
A control group of women were shown pictures of men wearing Black Beard Silkies and some other BS so-called PT shorts in a side by side comparison. The women viewing the men wearing the Black Beard Silkies reported hot flashes, diaphoresis, and several also indicated they actually felt themselves begin to ovulate.
I mean what more do you need in a pair of silkies!? The answer is nothing! You can't possibly fit any more innate coolness in to any garment! Also they fit well, look outstanding, and will turn you in to a PT god! In other words highly recommended! Order yours asap! And stay Zero! Walt
So I love the silkies, I LOVE them. They’re awesome. However, the sizes are a little bit skewed in the chart. I’m a Small in most other places, Medium if they’re naturally a little small (think Hollister or another testosterone-killing store). I ordered a Medium because I knew I wouldn’t just be working out in them, I’d probably end up chilling at home in them, and the size chart putnit at slightly larger than what I would need. So when I got them and wore them for a day, I was disappointed at how unbelievably tight they were. Love the design, love the company, super fast shipping, easy-to-use website....but your shorts are gonna cut off the blood supply to some important parts of my body.
Best workout shorts ever
The silkies are awesome and make me want to do some piracy to some commies wearing my silkies, combat boots, and a red bandana while rocking an M60 and screaming GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!
They are tits
No fuckin quarter!
If you can’t enjoy the feeling of Black Beards beard across your sack then you might as well enjoys his silkies caressing your balls. Soft and smooth with just enough of a tickle to make you smile.
As with previous purchases, I am very pleased with product!! When looking like a badass, it’s hard to be comfortable, but with the Blackbeard silkies I’m very comfortable!
Super comfortable. Wish I had a pair for each day.
Nothing says you are true to the zero life more than sporting these silkies.
There ya go
Wolverines shirt and silkies, awesome. Shirt fits snug
Better then expected awesome piece of gear
Perfect fit, great quality. Everything you’d expect.
Prolly the most comfortable thing I’ve ever worn lol
As always my boys love swimming in that silkie sea of freedom.
Sharps the word and quick is the action in these black beard silkies. Active duty Marine supporting Marine Veteran owned company. Couldn’t be prouder to be part of the Zero Life. From hooking it up in Helmand and Kabul, ZF has been a champion of the Veteran Community. Semper Fidelis.
Soffe silkies with a pirate twist!!! Get your leg on!!
My order arrived promptly... the size fit as expected. Very comfortable