Black DCU Woobie
If long nights of soul stacking, or frigid winds from the afterlife are part of your daily forecast, this drop is for you. Designed to keep you warm no matter where your raiding parties occur, this DCU pattern woobie is hand stitched in the underworld by the fates themselves, and blacked out for added exclusivity. Grab yours today and let hate keep you warm, while these woobies keep you zero.
- Measures 82" H x 58" W
- Premium ripstop 100% nylon material
- May be used as a blanket, shelter, or to suffocate commies
- Custom draw string stuff sack for easy transportation
- 100% polyester batting for heat retention and quick drying
- Wash in souls by hand, do not machine wash, hang dry
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Do not use near open flame
- Free Economy Shipping when you spend $35 or more - OR - take $4.99 off of any upgraded shipping service.
- Economy Shipping ($4.99 flat) / Arrives 5-10 Business Days
- Standard Shipping ($5.99 flat / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
- Priority Shipping ($8.99 flat) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
- UPS Ground / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
- UPS 2nd Day Air / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
- UPS Next Day Air Saver / Arrives 1-2 Business Days
- Get a $4.99 discount when you spend $35 or more
- UPS Mail Innovations / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
- UPS Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive
- All ZF apparel and gear comes with our NO BS LIFETIME. If you don't love it or there's a defect, we will replace it no questions asked.
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Love It In Michigan It Gets A Lil Cold At Night Works Great keep it in the car for the kids also
I bought this woobie for myself but the day I got it in the mail I saw my wife eyeballing it... Sorry this is mine maybe I'll let her use it when I'm at work lol. Then I can use my woobie zip up. I'm so ready for the colder weather
Liked it so much I bought another one! Of course the girlfriend claims one...
Noone comes in between me and my woobie
My fiance gave me his issued one as i'm his HOME now so i had to replace it as he's away on postings from time to time still. The only problem is that hes constantly being challenged for posession. Good thing he out ranks most of the men he's with. And they fear my wrath
Awesome!! Quickly shipped and I can’t wait to order more
Very high quality product reminiscent of my military issued wooby. Once again I feel complete.
My hate blanket keeps me warm. Caught my wife with it and ripped it off of her. Must’ve lost her mind...