When you need to provide one of the many great deeds through the Freedom Service; a must have for any true blooded soul snatcher.
Your choice of Gold, White or Both.
Premium 60/40 blend
Soft, comfortable and optimum quality
Made in the USA
Ive been satisfied with every purchase from the this site.
Loved the shirt, it fits great and is very comfortable, like the 3 other ZF shirts I have. Gotten lots of compliments on it already.
Looks awesome and fits great.
Love the shirt and it fits great, thank you for choosing quality material.
Great fit love it would give you guys more of my money if you had more 3X in stock
Great shirt. Fits great.
The fit is perfect! The quality of the material is flawless!! Definitely going to buy more from ZF!!!
I like the quality of the material, it feels and fits well. I highly recommend Zero Foxtrot!
My shirt is awesome.
Ordered a 3X and received a medium size shirt.
Yes, Fuck. It's what I said when I opened the package and saw the shirt, and it's what I've been doing ever since I put it on. I am knee deep in pussy. Not just any pussy, good pussy. The pussy that you cant stop looking at. The "hot knife through butter" style pussy. The perfect, amazing, stellar, pussy. All because of a shirt.
Another great product from ZF. High quality shirt with the perfect fit. Keep up the great work.
I get quite a bit of stares when I wear this one and the occasional nod of approval too. Zero Foxtrot is slowly taking over my closet. If y'all can keep this up you will undoubtedly have a customer for life, true words.
Awesome shirt and service..
Great shirt! Fast shipping!!
I like it
Great quality bamf shirt, get some.
Realistically, surgeons wouldn't give free facelifts anyway...unless they're talking about "shotguuuuun rhinoplasty!!"...(all you gaming nerds out there...), however, this shirt can be worn by anyone with a sense of humor and zero...foxtrots...bottom line guys, this shirt rules! I unfortunately didn't use commie blood for it's first wash(see tag)...seeing as that's probably illegal where I live...however, maybe one day...*ahem*. Love this shirt. Love this company. Fantastic artwork is made here and it deserved to be appreciated!!
Great shirt! Super comfortable.
Keep up the good stuff you guys, I'm loving the fitting of this shirt
Happy with them, look sick
Good quality, design looks good. Fits well but the torso is a little long for me.
Great quality and design! Love this shirt!
cant keep bitches off me since I've been wearing this shirt. Every man should own one of these
Good fit good quality
Making heads turn with the Free Facelift t-shirt. It's a very comfortable shirt to wear. Love it and would purchase another shirt from ZF
Besides how freaking comfortable this shirt is it's also incredibly badass! I love the horrified looks liberals give while I'm rocking it! Great shirt from a great company
Fit great, comfortable, just as pictured. Got a lot of compliments on it, especially because it wasn't a Grunt Style shirt.
Instantly one of my favorite shirts!!!
Awesome fit great material nice and soft just an outstanding quality t shirt!! First time buying definitely not my last!
Great quality - fits true to size (boyfriend is 6'4", 240 lbs - ordered an XXL)
Good fit and comfortable like all the shirts I got from Zero Foxtrot. well made.
I fucking love this shirt, and it's pretty comfortable.
I Always get high fives from random people whenever I go out in this shirt and everyone always asks where they came from! Not only is it one sick ass shirt it's the truest and best fitting shirt I own.
Got this shirt for my husband and he absolutely loved it! It also arrived faster than I had expected it to. Will recommend to friends, thank you!
Shirts are awesome. Great quality material. Very happy!
Great design, Large fits me well and the hippie, liberal pussies look at me like I just kicked Hillary in the box. Also adds 50 lbs to your bench. Highly recommend.
Amazing fit...always love the quality of the shirts... it can't be beat. Great company with a great reputation.
Instantly became one of my top favorite shirts, great look and quality can't wait for my next order.
I'm a little pudgy so the shirt was snug. But it looks good and keeps pussys away
This shirt looks and feels amazing! The fitted sleeves and breatheable fabric make this one of my favorite shirts. I will definitely order from ZeroFoxtrot again
This shirt fits great and feels great. Definitely helps pinpoint the anti-gunners by the looks I get wearing it out and about.
Comfy, colors don't run when washed, doesn't shrink up as long as washed in Cold Water and dried in Low Heat (what I do for all of my t shirts) can't promise anything else other than this shirt looks badass, sends a message, starts a conversation with good old boys, and keeps whiny little cunts away from me when I have to go to the mall for Christmas Shopping.
I bought this t-shirt as a gift for my son. He loved it. It fit great and he says it's very comfortable, great quality. It was delivered sooner than expected. He asked me to buy him another one because he knows he's going to wear this one out.
Love the shirts. Great feel and comfortable. The shirts do run a bit snug so buy accordingly. Amazing customer service with prompt response. Will buy more
This shirt is masterful. I wore it out to the Mall and a local restaurant and received looks of disgust. I knew right away it was doing its intended purpose. This is my new favorite shirt, and will be in heavy rotation.
Lots of compliments
feels great, fits great
I will definitely be ordering more and will be sending friends your way to get one of their own!
Shirt fits perfect. Didn't shrink hardly and looks great. Just ordered the preachin shirt can't wait for that. Fast delivery too.
Shirt arrived quickly, fits well I love it looking forward to purchasing more and spreading the word of the company.
Great fit good quality
Baby Blue?? Are you kidding? WHY?? I emailed you guys questioning my order. I ordered White but received Baby Blue. But great shirts!
This shirt should come with a warning label. I put it on this morning and been having a raging freedom boner since then.I'm a bit concerned. When to the doc and said to take the shirt off. I told him to fuck off for being a fucking terrorist. Great shirt, but needs a warning label !
I love the shirt and would highly recommend it to anyone
still have not received it yet
I get a lot of funny looks whenever I wear this shirt and I love it!! Unlike Chris Bramlett, I haven't been asked to leave any establishments yet...I'm sure it will happen some time though! Shirt Fits great and the material is nice and soft.
Shirt is amazing. As soon as I placed this masterpiece on my body my chest expanded by 6 inches and my bench went up 90 lbs
Great product. Pro company. Fast shipping. Will definitely buy more shirts from. Have already been asked to leave 2 different establishments due to my "free facelifts" tee. Mission accomplished.
People's reaction is priceless. Shirts are awesome.
I'm digging my "free facelifts", even more so when people look at the shirt then my slightly tiled eyebrow and grin. Its priceless.
Shirt as always futs amazing, guarantee ill be buying more shirts.
These T-shirts went to my grandson who is in the Air Force......soo I never saw them in person. He picked them out & his mammy purchased for his birthday. So he will love them.
It was a gift for my boyfriend, he loves it!
Offer your buddies free face-lifts
This is the baddest shirt. Love it
Great shirt. The looks I get are priceless. Unless they know me - then it's like... That figures
Great shirt fits comfortably, really does not shrink in the wash. Maybe some other colors later in the future? Thanks for the outstanding shirt!
Great quality. Fits true to size. Keep'em coming!
Got laid 1st time I wore it. Then went out and conquered my enemies .
Awesome shirt, very soft (especially after being washed in commie blood), 10/10 would order from here again.
Another great shirt from zero foxtrot
First shirt I've ordered from Zero Foxtrot. Picked this one up for the wife, she loves her pistol grip pump almost as much as she loves startling the sheep. With this, she can do both. The material is incredibly soft, and the fit is perfect. Her only complaint was that she thought the gold coloring would have glitter in it. Personally, I'm glad there's no glitter to be found. Great work, ZF, we will absolutely be ordering from you again.
Great fit and very comfortable to wear. Quality shirt that shipped very fast!!!