Founder

If chopping down a cherry tree is a fond memory, and your "never have I ever" list includes submitting to a tyrant, this shirt is for you. Whether crossing the Delaware to stack bodies on Christmas, or kicking Cornwallis out of your favorite pub, this shirt is sure to keep you zero. Reserve yours today!

  • Highly detailed front design
  • Premium 60/40 cotton-poly
  • Pairs well with fireworks and revolutions
  • MADE IN THE USA

FREE STICKER INCLUDED

Customer Reviews

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M.N.
Best wife scolding ever

When I opened the package, without missing a beat, my wife said "Are you trying to get into fights at work with the snowflakes? Cause that will do it" to which I replied " When you put it that way... YES". And then all was well. The End

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E.C.
Top Notch

I have yet to be disappointed in anything I buy from Zero Foxtrot.

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L.P.
Top notch quality

Great quality shirt. Some other companies have fallen off as far as shirt quality goes and these people have not.

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D.J.D.
Cool tees!

I like the graphics and their soft and comfortable.

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C.D.
Morning coffee

Loving my coffee mug. Drink from it every morning at work.

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