Woodland Woobie Hoodie

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 123 reviews
$59.99
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Color: Woodland
All ZF apparel and gear comes with our No BS lifetime guarantee. If you don't love it or there's a defect, we will replace it no questions asked.

If you're looking to keep covert and comfy any time you leave your bunker, or just trying to stay zero after a soul stacking session, this drop is for you. Designed to keep out the cold blasts from the afterlife, this premium woobie hoodie is made from the same legendary fabric as the original woobie blanket. So whether you're kicking back, or kicking in teeth, this drop from the bunker has you covered. Grab yours before the stockpile runs out!

  • 100% nylon Rip-Stop quilting
  • 100% polyester batting for heat retention and quick drying
  • Water Resistant
  • Elastic ribbed cuffs and garment bottom
  • Wash in souls by hand, hang dry or tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean
  • Do not use near open flame
Back Length (vertical) Chest (1" below arm hole across) Sleeve Length 
S 29.5" 25.1" 25.1"
M 30.3" 25.9" 25.5"
L 31.1" 26.7" 25.9"
XL 31.8" 27.5" 26.3"
2XL 32.6" 28.3" 26.7"
Domestic:
  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $100 or more
  • Economy Shipping ($6.99 flat) / Arrives 5-10 Business Days
  • Standard Shipping ($7.99 flat) / Arrives 3-6 Business Days
  • Priority Shipping ($9.99 flat) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
  • UPS Ground / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
  • UPS 2nd Day Air / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
  • UPS Next Day Air Saver / Arrives 1-2 Business Days
International
  • UPS Mail Innovations / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
  • UPS Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive

APO/FPO:

  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $100 or more 
  • Economy Shipping ($6.99 flat) 
  • Standard Shipping ($7.99 flat)
  • Priority Shipping ($9.99 flat)
Returns
  • All ZF apparel and gear comes with our NO BS LIFETIME. If you don't love it or there's a defect, we will replace it no questions asked.

To prolong the lifespan of your zero apparel we recommend the following care process.

  • Launder/wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry
  • If desired, low heat ironing or steaming can be utilized to remove wrinkles.
average rating 5.0 out of 5
Based on 123 reviews
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Reviewed by Zachary Dumyahn
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I recommend this product
Age Range
18 - 24
Rated 5 out of 5
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Warm and Cozy

This woobie hoodie keeps you as warm as the original that you told CIF you couldn't live without. Sleeping in socks and a woobie hoody will have you sweating like those field bivwacks when you're hiding in your sleeping bag, jerking off while maintaining light discipline.

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Reviewed by Chris Van H.
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Age Range
35 - 44
Rated 5 out of 5
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Woodland woobie

I recommend the woobie 10/10 times and the feels are like the caress of a baby bald eagle feathers, reminds of the mini nights in the field wrapped in freedoms arms

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Reviewed by Sam S.
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25 - 34
Rated 5 out of 5
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Glorious

This is the real deal. I never could have imagined a woobie in hoodie form until I put this on. Now I want to wear it all the time, even at work haha. This is thee most comfortable piece of clothing I've ever experienced. Thank you so much for making this possible.

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