Celebrate freedom in the same spirit as our forefathers, drunk but deadly. Stay zero and pay homage and to the ones who said "no more!".
- Original SOFFE silkies (Same company that provides them for the U.S. Military)
- High quality feel and print
- 100% lightweight nylon tricot
- Liner brief
- Inside key pocket
- 2 - 2¼" inseam on all sizes
- Covered elastic waistband
- Free Economy Shipping when you spend $49 or more - OR - take $4.99 off of any upgraded shipping service.
- Economy Shipping ($4.99 flat) / Arrives 5-10 Business Days
- Standard Shipping ($5.99 flat / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
- Priority Shipping ($8.99 flat) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
- UPS Ground / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
- UPS 2nd Day Air / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
- UPS Next Day Air Saver / Arrives 1-2 Business Days
- Get a $4.99 discount when you spend $49 or more
- UPS Mail Innovations / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
- UPS Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive
- Free Economy Shipping when you spend $49 or more
- Economy Shipping ($4.99 flat)
- Standard Shipping ($5.99 flat)
- Priority Shipping ($8.99 flat)
- All ZF apparel and gear comes with our NO BS LIFETIME. If you don't love it or there's a defect, we will replace it no questions asked.
Customer ReviewsWrite a review
fit perfectly,,,, waistband very comfortable...dries quickly....no chafing....
like wearing nothing,,,,feels great on your skin
Never felt so free and comfortable and somehow these rejuvenated our sex life. I’ll be buying every pair I can get. Fast shipping and worth every penny.
Very comfortable and correct size fit. These are proper ball huggers so it requires a proper man to wear them. Any Rhodie would be proud.
These are without question the most comfortable shorts I own. There's no need to pound the roids or even bother with protein shakes with these little strips of freedom on your crotch. You'll be stronger and faster overnight. It's just science.
Fit great. Quality is great and looks great.
Thor’s hammer. Captain America’s shield. Wolverine’s adamantium skeleton. To this illustrious list of powerful and fascinating items we must also add Zero Foxtrot silkies, which will enhance the speed, power, durability, endurance, and aggression of hardfucks everywhere! As soon as you put these on, expect your barbell lifts to go up, your cooking to improve, and your confidence to skyrocket. Stay hard, stay zero!
You want comfort, mobility and a way to show off your quads? Look no further. I'm not sure how they improved on a perfect pair of shorts, but they did.
Airy, roomy, no restrictions. girlfriend loves them on me.