Woodland WoobieSHIPS 12/8
Woodland WoobieSHIPS 12/8
If long nights of soul stacking, or frigid winds from the afterlife are part of your daily forecast, this drop is for you. Designed to keep you warm no matter where your raiding parties occur, this classic woodland woobie is hand stitched in the underworld by the fates themselves. Grab yours today and let hate keep you warm, while these woobies keep you zero.
- Weather proofing layer applied to increase weather resistance, perfect for field use.
- Measures 82" H x 58" W
- Premium ripstop 100% nylon material
- May be used as a blanket, shelter, or to suffocate commies
- Custom draw string stuff sack for easy transportation
- 100% polyester batting for heat retention and quick drying
- Wash in souls by hand, do not machine wash, hang dry
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Do not use near open flame
- Free Economy Shipping when you spend $49 or more - OR - take $4.99 off of any upgraded shipping service.
- Economy Shipping ($4.99 flat) / Arrives 5-10 Business Days
- Standard Shipping ($5.99 flat / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
- Priority Shipping ($8.99 flat) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
- UPS Ground / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
- UPS 2nd Day Air / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
- UPS Next Day Air Saver / Arrives 1-2 Business Days
- Get a $4.99 discount when you spend $49 or more
- UPS Mail Innovations / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
- UPS Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive
- Free Economy Shipping when you spend $49 or more
- Economy Shipping ($4.99 flat)
- Standard Shipping ($5.99 flat)
- Priority Shipping ($8.99 flat)
- All ZF apparel and gear comes with our NO BS LIFETIME. If you don't love it or there's a defect, we will replace it no questions asked.
Customer ReviewsWrite a review
So again you guys fucking kill it, thank you again for the awesome blankets, we have 5 now and might buy a few more
Thank you again ZeroFoxTrot
Everything i could ask for from a woobie, might buy another.
LOVE LOVE LOVE this woobie! I need to order another and stash it away cuz one day, this one is going to wear out, become lost or likely stolen and I will most certainly cry if I don't have a replacement.
Woobie experience can best described as the warm embrace of freedom holding me tightly, while telling me a bedtime story about bayonetting communist filth.
Bought this to take to the hospital for my daughters birth so I could wrap her up in it when I got to hold her. Not disappointed, amazing quality.
Just like back in the day - great quality.