Zero Life Silkies (OD GREEN)
Zero Life Silkies (OD GREEN)
Nothing screams freedom like these super soft and comfortable silkies, withstanding two major wars and grunt approved.
- Original SOFFE silkies (Same company that provides them for the U.S. Military)
- High quality feel and print
- 100% lightweight nylon tricot
- Liner brief
- Inside key pocket
- 2 - 2¼" inseam on all sizes
- Covered elastic waistband
Small 28 and down
I bought these for running and lounging around. I grew up in a military family so I was attracted to the style of the shorts, I also love zero fox trot and what the company stands for. I bought the small since I'm pretty little and I was afraid they were going to be too big, but they fit perfect on me. I will be buying more items in the future not just for myself but also for my family.
Zero Life Silkies (OD GREEN)
Zero Life Silkies (OD GREEN)
These things are awesome. My wife made fun of them until I put them on...
Old man: Those are some short shorts son.
Me: I only wish they were shorter.
Old man: If they were any shorter your balls would fall out.
Me: I will take that as a compliment.
I Murph'd in these and instantly increased my pull-ups by 3.4%. Am buying another pair right meow.
Zero Life Silkies (OD GREEN)
Yep, they are the original silkies. Super comfortable, and make my gams glow. Going to be getting a few pairs of these bad boys, make the ladies drool.....or gag?
I went from zero to minus three fucks when I put these shorts on.
I wear these all the time now that I got them. Perfect for just sitting around at night or going to the gym.
The last pair of silkies you'll ever need.
What's to say about silkies?
They are all you need to wear-whether you're going to work, school, or you're just staying home. If they're comfortable during grueling PT, they're heavenly during anything else
Love, love my silky-silkies
Super comfy and perfect fit. Thanks for the great product!
I found the silkies to be very comfortable and fitting. I would definitely recommend them.
Very comfortable. Better than what I had in the army.
I luv my greenies. Its hard getting acceptable replacements so Im glad you guys have them. I wear them practically always. Their super comfortable.
I had never worn silkies before buying these, and now I may never wear another pair of regular shorts again. There is nothing more liberating than being in public and feeling like your balls are swinging in the breeze.
Great product, quality and badass!!
Love these shorts. Material is great. A little thin so you do need to wear something under them but otherwise perfect.
Best thing I purchased so far in 2017. Can't wait until the weather gets warmer to start wearing these bad boys outside!!! Thanks!!!
They take me back to Camp San Mateo to those cold morning runs, thank you ZF
My maxes on all my lifts increase by 15lbs while wearing these, and I can't keep the ladies away from me. Seriously, fit and feel great. Awesome product by an equally awesome company.
Always happy with the quality and timeliness of ZF's products and shipping rate. I will always come back for more
Purchased as a Christmas gift! Review will have to wait a couple of weeks!
I bought these for my fella for his birthday, in addition to a few other things. He was so surprised! He put them on immediately and tells me so often how much he loves them!
Thanks for the motivation guys, you got my continued support
-Doc 3/7 India
most comfortable shorts ever, great for running, gym, ect. super light weight
Bad ass fit and design. Wear them everywhere.
Absolutely bloody love these shorts. To say they are the best shorts I have ever owned would be an understatement! After putting these on for first time I had to take them straight off as I had a long line of women waiting to give me my every desire. Once I had worked my way through this line I put the shorts back on and started working out. These silky shorts made me 72% stronger and 68% more jacked. If you don't have a pair of these shorts GET SOME!
Awesome product. The quality and material is excellent. Super soft and comfortable. I wish they were also made in sweatpants.
Awesome, comfy and a perfect fit. Highly recommend.
Just like I remember them. Great purchase
Great shorts made by Soffe. Always good to buy from fellow veterans especially a quality product. Red Skull is vibrant and seems to be printed well. Nothing like your shorts short as fuck and your moose knuckle telling the world fuck you!!
As I slid these silkies on after I removed the nut liner I was immediately transported back through time and space. I was transported back to sunny southern California. Hung over maybe even slightly drunk still from the night before. I was once again standing amongst the gaggle fuck that is a weapons company pt run. 31's, 51's, the occasional 52 and a bunch of boot 41's standing around not sure if they should try and skate or not. This transcendental moment was capped with realization that there is, was, and always will be a direct coralation between the length of one's pt shorts (or the lack thereof) and the amount of fucks given.
These silkies fit the way they should and provide just enough dignity while facilitating low wind resistance. I would recommend these to anyone beligerante enough to wear them. PT like your life depends on it and Stay Zero.
These silkies are pretty much the greatest things ever
Got these the other day and they're great. Sizing info was good and accurate. Great product!
Smooth is fast, and these shorts make you run faster. It's science.
True to size and worth the money!
Very happy with the product, I'm a 32 inch waist and I ordered a Large, they fit perfectly... Aim off for if your a medium buy large
Bought all the way from the UK and I'd buy them again when the different colours are back!
I use these to work out in, due to basketball shorts getting in the way of the knee bend. They work great & if your a gym rat I strongly suggest getting a few pairs unless you wash everyday.
I'll wear these shorts when shtf proudly very comfortable and they let the boys hang free and proud great job keep up the good work!
Orders are delivered very fast! All these products are high quality! Silkies sure do feel good on these hot days
Very comfy! Great product! I like runing in ZERO silkies! Thanks' Stay ZERO
Great product, great company, super fast delivery, faster than was expected and or predicted. Will definitely be ordering more.
Just finished a mini triathalon in ZERO silkies with 2 other fellow Marines, we didn't come in first first but we sure turned some heads, next to the poncho liner one of the best issue pieces of gear out there. Empires be conquered in these bitches OOHRAH!!!!!!
Totally comfy! Got 2 pairs to enjoy the summer weather☀️. Great price, great product!
Very cool and comfy.
Do you love freedom? Do you love to exercise that freedom? Do you want to look like a bad motherfucker whilst doing it? These are the silkies for you. End of story.
Can't get my GF to stop me from creampieiing
I've been stealing them from my husband
Not only so these silkies feel great either running or just completing mundane tasks throughout the day, but they look amazing g as well. Definitely a 5 out of 5 from me!
I use to PT in these in the Marine Corps MW&F. I am a female Marine, and these are also very comfortable for us girls! Great for running!!
Plus, it snaps me back into that mentality and I just run harder with these on. I'm buying some more so...YES I do recommend them. I got a Zero Fucks red tee to match with the red scull on my shorts. It looks badass awesome. My new "go to", even if I forgot to wash it, PT set.
I'm wearing them right now and my wife can't stop groping me like it's Macaulay Culkin's first night at Neverland Ranch.
Amazingly comfortable 10/10
I love them.
Do your dick and balls some kindness! Allow them to enjoy amazing freedom in the most M'erican way possible. Nuff said
I purchased these shorts, against my better judgement, for my boyfriend who is a veteran and Zero Foxtrot fan. I have to say that I'm glad I did. When I see him run in them, I get a huge lady boner and want to crush that.
So yeah, but these.
Everyone at my squadron wanted to know where I got them and comfortable great purchase plan to buy a few more on payday
So, I bought these and were a bit surprised how short they were. I did not anticipate THAT much skin showing. However, when I went to the gym, the amount of movement was more than amazing. No riding up, no thong effect, nothing like that at all. The amazement of on lookers was tremendous. Their eyes were amazed on how much movement these shorts gave. They couldn't keep their eyes off them. They were completed speechless.
These bad boys are belligerent but with the perfect combination of freedom and complete disregard of any fucks! The party boys fit in nicely and are softer than your girls honey pot! Keep this shit up ZF, I'll be back!
Buy these. You will not find a more comfortable pair of shorts anywhere else
if you know what these are you know why you want them, and why not get the badass ZF logo on it while you're at it. Processing and Shipping was incredibly quick. 10/10 will order again in the future
Best shorts on the market. Perfect for skullfucking. fabric so great it gives you raging freedomboners. Buy these.
These silkies are as comfortable as they are belligerent, it makes me want to cut the lining out and go run a PFT.
If freedom and democracy shaved their beards and used the hair to twine a silky fabric. Then used said fabric to create the most beautiful pair of shorts known to man. The result would be these silkies.
The silkies feel like freedoms warm, yet airy embrace. Personally, I thought they ran a bit large, however, no matter who you are, all onlookers will see EXACTLY what is underneath. So plan on wearing these when it is socially acceptable. As far as delivery via usps is concerned, it took longer than expected.
Love my silkies! They came in the mail on time. Keep me feeling free and comfy. Thanks ZF
These silkies brings back memories of when I was in the Marine Corps back in the late 80's. Top quality and they fit great.
i never received the od green silkies, but I did receive two (2) black slikies and I'm currently wearing one now and I'm loving it
for anyone who has had the opportunity to wear "silkies" you know how amazing they feel. Zero silkies are no exception to this comfort.
Fast shipping. Great customer service. Top notch product. Extremely comfortable.
I have already ordered the newest shirt.
Bought these for the boyfriend. Love to see those thighs running down the road ;) Good shorts, nice light material, says he loves them. Keep on keepin on.
Deeze short great fo deeze nuts
Can't go wrong with a pair of silkies. Unless you get a pair that fit. Then they're to big.
Not really, but they feel awesome and look great! Awesome quality! The wife is a huge fan, even though she says I need a serious upper leg tan.
These hard to find OD green silkies came to me in record time and fit like magic! They instantly added 50 lbs to my squat PR. I feel like they channeled the strength of every haji and commie soul snatched by big dicked American warriors. If you didn't snag a pair of these you are wrong!
These are the best, running, lounging around.
Shorts that make skullfucking your enemies and broads that much easier! Come with the notorious zf skull so all the bitches know who you represent.