Zero Life Silkies (RED)
Zero Life Silkies (RED)
Nothing screams freedom like these super soft and comfortable silkies, withstanding two major wars and grunt approved.
- Original SOFFE silkies (Same company that provides them for the U.S. Military)
- High quality feel and print
- 100% lightweight nylon tricot
- Liner brief
- Inside key pocket
- 2 - 2¼" inseam on all sizes
- Covered elastic waistband
Small 28 and down
I got the typhoon hat with the popping red skull and now these matching Sophie's to go with it at the gym or on a literal run to aquire bacon and beer to forever preserve freedom.
I love em, comfortable and great for warm weather
Who wears short shorts? Hardcore, nightmare breeding, soul reaping, lead slinging operators, that's who. The prefered PT gear of the truly motivated & dedicated purveyors of the zero life. Lets others know that if they see you coming, they better step aside. Because the last ones didn't, and the last ones died.
Fit perfectly and makes me feel like a man, not an average man, but a real tuff man, one that doesn't need grammar or apostrophes. One that survives on the usage of words that are four letters. Oh and my lady hates them, my manliness is so strong, she's afraid women will flock to the sight of a real non-snowflake man crushing it in the gym....
Keeps the coin purse from jingling too much. Ladies love the "thighs out" look. And the splash of read warns those to exfil my line of march, with a sense of urgency
I prefer these over regular silkies. Fit to the same standard as regular silkies. Have them in white and red. Nothing like the freedom of silkies.
Loved the product. Especially the grey silkies. Can't wait for weather to get better so I can get out there and run
These silkies are where it's at! It's almost like free ballin' but there's just enough support to not let the world watch the middle man dangle. Great product!
I feel these are what the Spartans would have worn if they had the material then
smooth, silky, slick, short. what more can you ask for?
You can definitely catch me outside with these babies on! Love the quality these shorts bring and the way people look at you with these on, Chicks dig em! My boys love em! Logo is dope af aswell! Would and will definitely buy more!
Holy goodness I forgot what theses pearly white thighs looked like. Everyday has gotta be squat day so they're extra skin tight by the time summer comes.
Order a large but decided after I ordered them an X-large would be better, they changed my order that day!
Great product, couldn't be happier.
Comfort and a whole lotta freedom is what you get with these bad boys! Great responce with my purchase.
Shorts came on time and the logo is excellent. Will definitely be buying more.
BEST SILKIES EVER OWNED. YOU WILL BUY THEM TOO!
Best damned shorts I've ever bought. I wear them everywhere and people bow down with respect when I pass.
Great shorts and well worth the wait!
Outfuckinstanding.this skullf*cker approves.have to beat them off with a stick when wearing these bad motherf*ckers.
These are fantastic! I also have an idea to pitch you gentlemen. I think it would be awesome if you took your Merc shirt logo and put the merc symbol onto the silkies as well
These are the real deal, gotta love em
Not only am I styling in these BA shirts, I'm comfortable as hell . I've had some pretty good feedback from the ladies as well . Thanks for an awesome product that gets the job done .
The man hams have never gotten this much love I think it's the silkies. Must order more
Want the strength of a Strongman?
Want your body to look like Zeus himself?
Want to become the person who has no fucks and will never give any?
Want your crotch to become an icon of freedom and an instrument used to liberate countries under tyranny?
Then I humbly suggest to buy this product and wear them into your daily life
If you don't understand it already, words will not avail. In a futile attempt to validify with words what those baptized in the world of silkies/ranger panties already know, the comfort level of these silkies will inspire you to achieve greatness. Though you already achieved greatness by the time you are enjoying the comfort of them.... Because you're wearing them. And that, my friend, is greatness! These lower extremity apparel of the gods will not only allow you to achieve ultimate range of movement without any restriction whatsoever, but they will display your Greek statue like legs in all their greatness at the same time. And they obviously are Greek statue like legs, or you wouldn't be wearing silkies. The garment of heroes and champions alike. I highly recommend wearing them for activities such as: running, lifting, swimming, drinking beer, checking the mail, the movies, etc.
My balls have never been more free. These skank-magnets do exactly what they are meant to: make me look free as fuck while subtly forcing everyone to look at my freedom buldge.
Next paycheck I'm buying another one or two, my Hebrew hammer thanks you.
After losing his beloved Ranger Panties, we found these on Zulu. They arrived, quickly, and as the box was opened, immediate joy resonated throughout the house. Once he put these bad boys on, it was definitely time for panty dropping on my part. They showed off his thick, muscular quads, and hugged his front area so nicely, I could barely contain myself. Thank you, Zulu, for bring up the sexiness in my house.
Great product, shipped fast nuff said!!
Fantastic!!! Absolutely enjoy them. I wear them swimming/beach and just lounging around. Great feel, really comfortable. The daisy dukes of freedom!! Rah!
Just what the doc ordered for that free balling goodness. Great quality and feel, my only complaint is that they're out of stock now as I went to order more!
The first time I wore these freedom loving silkies, my max squat increased by 100kg and my run time improved dramatically! Apparently I took the form of a bald eagle, liberated a few African villages and still managed to walk across the finish line without a drop of sweat on me.
Obviously I highly recommend these quality products by ZF!
They are great and fit perfectly. They allow me to move freely while performing all kinds of exercises like lunges or thrusters.
Now to the problem...every time I am crushing some squats the women around me stop doing their normal gym stuff and start winking and blowing kisses at me. More than once a woman has went flying off the treadmill while attempting to get a better look at these silkies. Forget having eye contact in the gym, women can not take their eyes off of them. Hell one time I was doing weighted glute bridges and a woman was so amazed by the shorts she was drooling and it began to puddle up. Someone almost broke their arm when the slipped in it!
Now I do believe that criticizing without a recommendation is whining so my suggestion is to please include some type of warning with these.
These were a gift for my son.
He loves them...he said that they are super soft and comfy....wears them under his clothes...are true to size...he's 5'10 and weighs 143 lbs. "wears a medium in ALL of the apparel on here"He has a pair in every color. Another quality product from Zero Foxtrot!
Great silkies that feel great and strike fear into the hearts of lesser men that fear leg day and hard work.
Couldnt be happier with my purchase and looking forward to making more when my paycheck permits it.
i plan on ordering more silkies here soon, great product., thanks
Awesome pair of silkies enhanced with the ZEROFOXTROT logo
Comfy as ever and look savage!
Loads of compliments over here in the UK when I wear these !
manliest piece of male workout clothing ever made
Absolutely a great product. Size measurements fit true. Lightweight, perfect length and the mesh holds the boys in place while you kick ass.
True to size and comfortable
Awesome silkies and supporting the cause.
Representing over here in the uk!
I ordered three pair of these shorts, missing my ranger panties. being that I'm playing in the desert at the moment I thought it would take about two weeks. Five days later I received them, or the package that was supposed to have them with only one pair of shorts in it. I sent a message to Zero Foxtrot and they sent me a very professional email stating that my other shorts would be in the mail that day.
Great customer service
I have not ordered these yet, but the by just staring at these glorious silkies has renewed the stamina and vigor of a once decrepid old man. I can only imagine what it would feel like to wear. Wait a second!? Yes, the ladies are already trying to knock my door down trying to get first dibs on all this Man action. My new found testosterone must have summoned the ladies here? Silkies, where have you been all my life? Come to meEEeeeEeeeE!
Awesome shorts. Snapping necks while running.
Fuck yeah I reached a whole new level of freedom as soon as I put them bad boys on. MERICA