Zero Life Silkies (WHITE)
- $ 24.99
Nothing screams freedom like these super soft and comfortable silkies, withstanding two major wars and grunt approved.
- Original SOFFE silkies (Same company that provides them for the U.S. Military)
- High quality feel and print
- 100% lightweight nylon tricot
- Liner brief
- Inside key pocket
- 2 - 2¼" inseam on all sizes
- Covered elastic waistband
Small 28 and down
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Get me in the mood to Fuck shit up
Unfortunately they did not fit me so I gave em to my wife they fit her perfect she loves em and says there so comfortable she hopes I order the wrong size again so she can have another one lol
Love them, caress my sack and keeps everything cool and soft! Everywhere I go in these, the ladies stop to check me out an commit how nice they are and how well it compliments the "area"
My husband is a former Marine (once a Marine always a Marine) and he still has his silkies, though they are pretty worn out now. So when I saw these, I knew it would be the perfect gift, and I was right. When he opened it up, he couldn't stop smiling. I'm so glad I found this website!!
I can't stop wearing them. Ruck, Range, Gym, Pool, and everything in between. They're a force multiplier. Comfortable isn't the word, it's like being constantly fondled by soft handed valkyries.
Love these silkies. They look great and they feel even better. Every time I put them on, my sticker pecks out, and the wife's mouth starts watering
I wore these to our Regimental gym today and was getting alot of comments haha. I love them and I think I have inspired a few more people to get them. Very comfortable and with the built in liner you don't have to worry about unintended dick slips.
Shorts arrived with a box of condoms. Thought that was strange until I went to the gym to do some leg work. As I was doing the leg sled my junk fell out of the side of the shorts and three women and one SHIM ran over to assist me in spotting my junk. One thing led to another and now my box of condoms is empty. Thanks, and if you were wondering, the SHIM just held the camera.
My white silkies arrived in a timely manner and are quite comfortable. Wore them to the gym yesterday and looked like a badass. Stay zero folks!
Keeps all baggage in place but feel free as a bird!
Whenever I train the girls ask how I lift so much weight. I explain it's because my daisy dukes of freedom are shorter than theirs. Case closed.
These babies added 100lbs to my squat, 100lbs to my dead lifts and multiplied the booty intake 3 fold.
Seriously the most comfortable shorts there are. Sweet skull design to boot. Get Sum.
They are fucking amazing
I love the shorts and pretty much live in them as soon as I come home.
Phuqing phantastic. Feels like what you traditionally wear under a kilt.
If you like full mobility and maximum comfort while you train along with every smoke-show checking out your hairy, pale legs and your robust, Georgia peach-like cheeks, dripping in their nonexistent panties, then buy these right now. Stop reading this and go buy it.
Love the product and received excellent customer service when I had questions about my order. Happily recommend to anyone and will certainly order again!
Light, comfortable and stylish. Makes PT better. I want two more pairs...
With over 15 years of experience of purchasing these "Silkies," or "Ranger Panties," these have great durability, look and style. I ware them everyday, and with many washes, they still look brand new. I will defiantly buy many more, and recommend them to others.
Blood blood blood. All I saw when I slipped hear bad boys on. I'm 6' 200 lbs athletic build and these mediums turned me into a hell screaming banshee that crushed communists and extremists almost as often as it crushed pussy. Could not be more satisfied with this product. Honestly I was just thankful that there were some in stock. Thanks again guys for all the great work you do. The films you produce are also spectacular. Godspeed.
Swear on the American Flag itself! It's like your not wearing anything! Greatest investment in 2016 hands down.
Lightweight, comfortable, and awesome. Wish I bought more of these! Love the skulls
The title says it all. Maybe if tyr wore these while his arm was in fenrir's mouth he wouldn't of lost it. Odins eye would of regrown. I feel I could lift Mjölnir while wearing these while valkyries cup my balls.
I wear them to the gym on the reg. Nothing says fuck off I'm busy doing squats than the ZF huggin up my quadzillas.
Shorts are awesome! Will probably order more soon!
Great product and a great fit. Size guide was true to size. My boys love swimming is the silky satin sea of freedom!
One word, outstanding. Arrived from across the globe to Aus from time of purchase to delivery in a mere 8 days. Wore them for the first time to PT this morning and the rank were appalled by how short they were. Priceless.
ZF just made these bad mamma jammas even more bad ass by adding their killer logo on it. I wear these bad boys everywhere and stay zero with some leg action.
These shorts not only expose the best parts of your legs, they make it possible to be a harass while getting a killer tan. Overall 100% worth the purchase.
Same quality Ranger Panties I've always worn. ZF skull emblem lets people know you're not f@&$ing around. Like'em!
Love em, sky's out thighs out.
So freakin comfortable! Every time you purchase a pair, a terrorist dies. If you could wear freedom, this would be it!
Never has my undercarriage felt so sensual. Since receiving my silkies I have lunge walked everywhere.
Still ridiculously short. Still super comfortable. Love the Zero Foxtrot logo printed on.
Great for workouts and runs. Super comfortable. Fast Delivery even out in Kabul. Love the ZF brand.
Excellent, exactly what I was hoping for.
Perfect size. Short as short can be!
Great product and expeditiously shipped!
Absolutely love working out in them or just wearing them in general. Now if only there is a ZF bag I could put them in after a workout...
Instantly increased my squat max by 200lbs!!!!!!
We ordered these shorts for my son and my wife saw them and loved them!! Need to get more!!
My new gym shorts. Gonna need more.
Love my silkies. Just like my Ol' Marine Corp PT days when we wore the green silkies.
Phenomenal product! Love it. Great to wear all day. All activities to include MCCC UFL fist fights.
Bayonet 9-5 (former and always)
Very comfortable. Great for working out in or lounging around the house. My new favorite shorts. Will buy more soon!
Love how comfortable these are! Favorite shorts!
I'm deployed and i still received my order lightning fast. Great quality, bad ass brand.
My boyfriend had been eyeing the grey and pink silkies, but they were unavailable in his size at the time so I ordered these and he LOVES them! Perfect for swimming, cardio and weight training. He says they're very comfortable and his favorite shorts!
these shorts are the best, and i plan on orederin the new shirt soon.! my only question is... is there a different method of shipping. if so please let me know, other than that, keep it zero.!!!
I actually got these for my lady friend as when she saw them there were no other shorts at the time she wanted needless to say they look awesome on her when she goes to do her workouts
They make me feel..... No. No. I am super swift when my silkies are on. Thank you for the fit and finish of fine Silkies.
I mean, what's there to say about silkie ranger panties that hasn't been said before. These just happen to have a dope logo on them. They also make for a handy weapon cleaning rag, and I hear that the logo on the green ones is red because they used Pol Pots' blood for dye.
Sky's out, thighs out.
The silkies are great to work out in. Light, comfortable, and breathable. Worth every penny. Came wrapped in commie scalp.
Sky's out thighs out
Your shorts suck. Your death cards suck.
Silky as fuck
These silkies will win wars!!!