Zero Woobie

Zero Woobie

Color: Black

If long nights of soul stacking, or frigid winds from the afterlife are part of your daily forecast, this drop is for you. Designed to keep you warm no matter where your raiding parties occur, these premium woobies are hand stitched in the underworld by the fates themselves. Grab yours today and let hate keep you warm, while these woobies keep you zero.

  • Premium ripstop 100% nylon material
  • May be used as a blanket, shelter, or to suffocate commies 
  • Custom draw string stuff sack for easy transportation
  • 100% polyester batting for heat retention and quick drying
  • Wash in souls by hand, do not machine wash, hang dry
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean
  • Do not use near open flame
  • Measures 82" H x 58" W 
  • Free Standard Shipping when you spend $60
  • Standard ($4.99 flat) / Arrives 3-6 Business Days
  • UPS Ground / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
  • UPS 2nd Day Air / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
  • UPS Next Day Air Saver / Arrives 1-2 Business Days
  • UPS Mail Innovations / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
  • UPS Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive
  • To exchange/return the item/s need to be unwashed, unused and have to be returned within 30 days of delivery.

Customer Reviews

Based on 62 reviews

Kids and love them, need one more so I can get my original issued one back from the wife.

ZF Woobie

I’ve spent a solid 95% of my time since receiving mine fighting off attempts to subdue me and steal them. I’ve since lost a few friends and beloved family members, but on the bright side I don’t have as many birthdays to remember. If your looking to stay warm while bolstering your hand to hand skills and save some money on presents through out the year, this will do the trick.


Bought these for me and my ole lady and they are perfect


Love my wobble

Once every millenia or so...

Once every millennia or so, man creates something truly perfect. This happens so seldomly that most don't believe the creation of perfection to be possible at the hands of man. Well folks, I'm here to tell you that Zero Foxtrot have done what many have claimed to be impossible. They have created perfection. Too bad if you're reading this you'll probably never get your hands on it. Sucks to suck! Stay Armed. Stay Safe. 😎🤘🇺🇲

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