Only You Silkies

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 3516 reviews
$29.99
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Color: Black
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Nothing screams freedom like our super soft and comfortable ZF Silkies. After years of real-world testing and listening to customer feedback, we've taken your top recommendations about the standard "Ranger Panty" and developed the ZF Silkie! Notable features are a dark-colored internal liner to help conceal and cradle your grenades, an internal key pocket that will fit a military-issued ID, and trimmed length from the hem to show off more of your quads. We know your huevos will find these the most comfortable silkies ever!

  • Extra soft 100% nylon tricot fabric and stitching
  • Comfort elastic waistband fits numerous waist sizes
  • Dark-colored liner to help hide your junk
  • Inside key/ID pocket
  • 2 - 2¼" inseam on all sizes
  • Real camo patterns, not bullshit camo!

 


  Waist  Inseam
SM 33" 2"
MD 35" 2"
LG 37" 2"
XL 39" 2"
2X 42.5" 2"

 

*HEADS UP* Waist measurement is based on an average between a relaxed and stretched waistband.

-These are garment measurements taken laid flat 

Domestic:

  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $75 or more!
  • USPS Ground ($8.99 flat) / Arrives 3-6 Business Days
  • FedEx 2-day ($11.99) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days

International

  • USPS / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
  • DHL Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive

 

APO/FPO:

  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $100 or more  
  • Standard Shipping ($8.99 flat)
  • Priority Shipping ($11.99 flat)
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To prolong the lifespan of your zero apparel we recommend the following care process.

  • Launder/wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry
  • If desired, low heat ironing or steaming can be utilized to remove wrinkles.
  • Wash your tees inside-out.
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Reviewed by Abraham H.
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I recommend this product
Age Range
35 - 44
Rated 5 out of 5
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BB Silkies

Love 'em. Inappropriate AF. Get a lot of stares in public. Make children cry.

But in all seriousness, high quality product, which fits great.

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Reviewed by Samuel I.
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I recommend this product
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45 - 54
Rated 5 out of 5
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Worth their weight in gold.

Love the fit. Love the freedom. Will buy more.

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Reviewed by Janna R.
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I recommend this product
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25 - 34
Rated 5 out of 5
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Hubby’s thighs have never looked better

I bought these for my husband thinking they’d just be a fun little pair of shorts… but let me tell you, I was NOT prepared for the level of thigh game that was about to walk through my house. 🔥

These silkies are dangerously comfortable — for him and for my eyes. Soft, breathable, and just the right amount of cheeky. He wears them around the house like he’s in a Top Gun montage and I’m not mad about it. 10/10 would recommend (and maybe order a backup pair in case I “accidentally” shrink these in the wash).

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