ZF Hardfuck Approved Silkies

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All ZF apparel and gear comes with our No BS guarantee. If you don't love it or there's a defect, we will replace it no questions asked.


Nothing screams freedom like our super soft and comfortable ZF Silkies. After years of real-world testing and listening to customer feedback, we've taken your top recommendations about the standard "Ranger Panty" and developed the ZF Silkie! Notable features are a dark-colored internal liner to help conceal and cradle your grenades, an internal key pocket that will fit a military-issued ID, and trimmed length from the hem to show off more of your quads. We know your huevos will find these the most comfortable silkies ever!

  • Extra soft 100% nylon tricot fabric and stitching
  • Comfort elastic waistband fits numerous waist sizes
  • Dark-colored liner to help hide your junk
  • Inside key/ID pocket
  • 2 - 2¼" inseam on all sizes
  • Real camo patterns, not bullshit camo!

*DISCLAIMER* Due to the nature of this product, we cannot accept returns or exchanges of opened silkies products. In short, we cannot accept returns on products that have touched your huevos. 

(INCHES) Waist Inseam


28 2
Medium 35 2
Large 37 2
X-Large 39 2
2X  41 2



  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $50 or more!
  • Economy Shipping ($7.99 flat) / Arrives 5-10 Business Days
  • Standard Shipping ($8.99 flat) / Arrives 3-6 Business Days
  • Priority Shipping ($11.99 flat) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
  • UPS Ground / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
  • UPS 2nd Day Air / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
  • UPS Next Day Air Saver / Arrives 1-2 Business Days
  • UPS Mail Innovations / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
  • UPS Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive


  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $100 or more 
  • Economy Shipping ($7.99 flat) 
  • Standard Shipping ($8.99 flat)
  • Priority Shipping ($11.99 flat)
  • All ZF apparel and gear comes with our No BS guarantee. If you don’t love it or there’s a defect, we will replace it no questions asked.

To prolong the lifespan of your zero apparel we recommend the following care process.

  • Launder/wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry
  • If desired, low heat ironing or steaming can be utilized to remove wrinkles.
  • Wash your tees inside-out.