If long nights of soul stacking, or frigid winds from the afterlife are part of your daily forecast, this drop is for you. Designed to keep you warm no matter where your raiding parties occur, these premium woobies are hand stitched in the underworld by the fates themselves. Grab yours today and let hate keep you warm, while these woobies keep you zero.

Premium ripstop 100% nylon material
May be used as a blanket, shelter, or to suffocate commies
Custom draw string stuff sack for easy transportation
100% polyester batting for heat retention and quick drying
Wash in souls by hand, do not machine wash, hang dry
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Do not use near open flame
Measures 82" H x 58" W

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