Deluxe Woobie Blanket

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 77 reviews
$69.99
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Color: Black MTP
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Our Deluxe fleece-lined Woobie is designed to trap in more heat while keeping out the wet and frigid winds from the afterlife on those long nights of soul stacking. Hand-stitched in the underworld by the fates themselves. Grab yours today, and let hate keep you warm. 

  • Plush sherpa lining
  • Premium ripstop 100% polyester material
  • Features new reinforced bar-tack stitching on all tie cords for a stronger hold
  • Measures 82" H x 58" W
  • Matching drawstring stuff sack with compression webbing for easy transportation
  • 100% polyester batting for heat retention and quick drying
  • Wash in souls by hand, do not machine wash, hang dry.
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean
  • Do not use near an open flame 
  • Do not leave unattended with your spouse or pets (Seriously, you won't get it back.)
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  • Economy Shipping ($7.99 flat) / Arrives 5-10 Business Days
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average rating 5.0 out of 5
Based on 77 reviews
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77 Reviews
Reviewed by H
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 4 out of 5
Review posted

Love it!

Received a few weeks ago. Lovin’ it. Use it every day I’m vanquished to the couch for snoring and while sitting in the deck with temps dropping down into the 50’s. The jungle pattern works well in Colorado. Lol. And yes, it’s dog approved!

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Reviewed by Scott W.
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Perfection…

Damn, I wish I had this when I was still in. It’s fucking perfect. Now faithfully serving me on my couch with the dogs loving it. Will definitely be ordering one, if not a few more (bedroom, car, etc.). Love it!!!

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Reviewed by Matthew Kiernan S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Woobie

Versatile and well made. Have 2, one I keep in my Jeep!

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