Deluxe Woobie Blanket

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 235 reviews
$69.99
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Color: Black MTP
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Our Deluxe fleece-lined Woobie is designed to trap in more heat while keeping out the wet and frigid winds from the afterlife on those long nights of soul stacking. Hand-stitched in the underworld by the fates themselves. Grab yours today, and let hate keep you warm. 

  • Plush sherpa lining
  • Premium ripstop 100% polyester material
  • Features new reinforced bar-tack stitching on all tie cords for a stronger hold
  • Measures 82" H x 58" W
  • Matching drawstring stuff sack with compression webbing for easy transportation
  • 100% polyester batting for heat retention and quick drying
  • Wash in souls by hand, do not machine wash, hang dry.
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean
  • Do not use near an open flame 
  • Do not leave unattended with your spouse or pets (Seriously, you won't get it back.)
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  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $50 or more!
  • Economy Shipping ($7.99 flat) / Arrives 5-10 Business Days
  • Standard Shipping ($8.99 flat) / Arrives 3-6 Business Days
  • Priority Shipping ($11.99 flat) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
  • UPS Ground / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
  • UPS 2nd Day Air / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
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  • UPS Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive

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  • Economy Shipping ($7.99 flat) 
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average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 235 reviews
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Reviewed by Jon
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I recommend this product
Age Range
35 - 44
Rated 5 out of 5
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So good I got another

I bought one for my newborn son as every kid deserves a woobie. It was so nice my wife wanted one but unfortunately they went out of stock due to holiday rush. As soon as they came back I got her one as well. I still have my original woobie issued to me 20 yrs ago and these feel like they'll last at least that long.

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Reviewed by Mona
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Age Range
55 - 64
Rated 5 out of 5
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Amazing Warm Comfy

Big love here!!! This is very much delux do soft and incredibly warm! I remember having one of these when I was in the army in Germany. If I had this one I would have slept like a baby out in the field lol. Of course I am required to share it with the mighty lion!

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Reviewed by Iker
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Age Range
45 - 54
Rated 5 out of 5
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The best

By far the best woobie blanket I own, well actually I need to get a new one since mine was stolen last week, nevertheless it was the best blacket ever! will try to get a new one

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