Black 250th Birthday Party Tee featuring a graphic of a woman holding an American flag and a gun, sitting on skulls, with a large eagle above and "Semiquincentennial" text at the top.

250th Birthday Party Tee

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$29.99
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250th Birthday Party Tee

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 2760 reviews
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$29.99
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Designed in-house and built from a premium 60/40 cotton-poly blend that feels broken-in from day one. Soft, durable, and made to be worn on repeat.

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Size Guide

Chest Body Length Sleeve Length
S 38" 28" 8"
M 41" 29" 8.5"
L 44" 30" 9"
XL 48" 31" 9.5"
2XL 52" 32" 10"
3XL 56" 33" 10.5"

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Description
This is America’s 250th birthday card—written by the people who actually did the work. We love ’Merica’s birthday, but nobody is pretending it was all cake and fireworks.

The artwork says it all. Lady Liberty seated on the cost of freedom, rifle in hand, eagle screaming overhead, flag still flying. Two hundred and fifty years in, the message is clear: this country is still standing because someone always showed up when it mattered.

So throw another burger on the grill, crack open a cold one, and shout Happy Motherfuckin’ Birthday to the greatest country that has ever—or will ever—exist.
  • 60/40 cotton/poly blend
  • Iconic Front Design
  • Designed in the USA

The 250th Semiquincentennial Birthday Collection honors the oath that built this nation—prioritizing liberty over comfort and consequence over compliance. For two and a half centuries, this commitment has propelled us forward through every generation and every challenge.

IT'S ALL IN THE DETAILS

250th Birthday Party Tee

01 Man wearing a red R.E.D. Tee featuring a large black skull with a spade symbol on the forehead, standing in front of a rustic outdoor setting with an American flag mural in the background.

PERFECT FIT

Fitted where it should be without restricting movement when it matters. A dialed-in silhouette through the chest, shoulders, and sleeves with room to move.

02 DESIGNED IN-HOUSE

DESIGNED IN-HOUSE

Every graphic starts with our in-house team. Concepts are built, challenged, reworked, and refined until the artwork earns its place on a Zero Foxtrot tee.

03 60/40. FOR A REASON.

60/40. FOR A REASON.

Our cotton-poly blend combines the softness of cotton with added structure and durability. It holds its shape, washes well, resists excessive shrinking, and gets better with wear.

At the heart of every product lies a unique story, driven by our passion for quality, innovation, and military history.

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These t-shirts are a good fit for me. At 6’5” tall and 230 lbs, the 2XL size fits me perfectly. The t-shirt graphics are very nice. Shipping was fast and everything was packaged appropriately. I couldn’t be happier!

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These t-shirts are a good fit for me. At 6’5” tall and 230 lbs, the 2XL size fits me perfectly. The t-shirt graphics are very nice. Shipping was fast and everything was packaged appropriately. I couldn’t be happier!

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Rated 5 out of 5
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My personal review

These t-shirts are a good fit for me. At 6’5” tall and 230 lbs, the 2XL size fits me perfectly. The t-shirt graphics are very nice. Shipping was fast and everything was packaged appropriately. I couldn’t be happier!

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