Mommy Tee
Mommy Tee
Mommy Tee Mommy Tee

Mommy Tee

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 8 reviews
$29.99
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Color: Charcoal
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This Independence Day, remember to show your patriotism by proudly wearing "Kill Kommies 4 Mommy!" tee.

We adapted this slogan from Colonel David H. Hackworth (1930–2005), one of the most decorated soldiers in the U.S. Army. He fought against communist forces during both the Korean and Vietnam Wars. Throughout his two tours in Vietnam, he earned numerous awards, including two Distinguished Service Crosses, seven Silver Stars, and four Purple Hearts, as well as commendations for his bravery during the Korean War.

We patriotic soldiers must fight against the threat of communism to protect the American way of life for our mothers!

  • Premium 60/40 poly-cotton blend
  • Iconic front design
  • Perfect for tempting fate
  • Designed in the USA
Chest Body Length Sleeve Length
S 38" 28" 8"
M 41" 29" 8.5"
L 44" 30" 9"
XL 48" 31" 9.5"
2XL 52" 32" 10"
3XL 56" 33" 10.5"

*These are garment measurements

Domestic:

  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $75 or more!
  • USPS Ground ($8.99 flat) / Arrives 3-6 Business Days
  • FedEx 2-day ($11.99) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days

International

  • USPS / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
  • DHL Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive

 

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  • Standard Shipping ($8.99 flat)
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To prolong the lifespan of your zero apparel we recommend the following care process.

  • Launder/wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry
  • If desired, low heat ironing or steaming can be utilized to remove wrinkles.
  • Wash your tees inside-out.
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Reviewed by Otilia K.
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Great Gifts

These tees make great gifts. They’re made of quality material and are very comfy. Graphic design is awesome! Get two; one as gift, one for yourself.

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Great Purchase

Badass art and comfortable fit. I love anything that takes a shot at dirty commies

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Slogan

Great slogan. Need more like this

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