Slainte Tee

$29.99
Color: Black
Size:

Saint Patrick’s Day is a raised glass, a crooked grin, and the quiet confidence that fate doesn’t get the last word. It’s the day the Irish meet the underworld halfway, toast to surviving another year, and deliver a line that’s clever, traditional, and just sharp enough to land—classy enough for the pub, cutting enough to mean it.

Sláinte, gabh suas ort féin!
 “Cheers, go feck yourself.” (SLAWN-cha, guv sue-us ort fayn!)
Friendly if you earn it. Hostile if you don’t.

For the lads who know the story: the bloodline runs straight through the 69th Infantry Regiment—the original Fighting Irish. These weren't just men; they were hard cases who led parades and cleared the trenches. They’re the ones who brought St. Paddy’s to the streets and gave the same heavy hand to anyone who looked for trouble on the front lines. Rough as bags. No apologies."

From the local to the scrap, the parade to the pisser—this shirt isn't for the plastic paddies pretending they're from the old country. It’s for the lads who actually live it. Get the pints in. Give fate a proper bollocking. And keep soldiering on regardless.


  • Premium fit and feel
  • 60/40 cotton/poly blend
  • Wash in Guinness
  • Designed in the USA
Chest Body Length Sleeve Length
S 38" 28" 8"
M 41" 29" 8.5"
L 44" 30" 9"
XL 48" 31" 9.5"
2XL 52" 32" 10"
3XL 56" 33" 10.5"

*These are garment measurements

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To prolong the lifespan of your zero apparel we recommend the following care process.

  • Launder/wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry
  • If desired, low heat ironing or steaming can be utilized to remove wrinkles
  • Wash your garment inside-out