But a Scratch Tee

Name: But a Scratch Tee
Brand: MTAR, LLC
SKU: A16398-CRC-LG
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: OutOfStock
Rating: 5.0 (36 reviews)

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Color: Charcoal

Charcoal

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We are thrilled to celebrate 50 years of King Arthur of the Britons, accompanied by his loyal knights, setting out on a quest for the Holy Grail. Imagine it was the year 932 A.D., as they faced surreal challenges, including a killer rabbit, a castle of temptresses, and a knight who wouldn't die!

Their quest, though noble, was often derailed by bureaucratic peasants, philosophical conundrums, and inexplicable acts of modern intrusion. The journey ended abruptly at a French-occupied castle, where the grail lay just out of reach, and mysterious authorities suddenly halted the entire campaign.
Though the grail was never recovered, their tale remains a curious, comical chapter in the annals of medieval history. "I move, for no man."

Premium 60/40 poly-cotton blend
Iconic front design
Perfect for determining the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
Designed in the USA

	Chest	Body Length	Sleeve Length
S	38"	28"	8"
M	41"	29"	8.5"
L	44"	30"	9"
XL	48"	31"	9.5"
2XL	52"	32"	10"
3XL	56"	33"	10.5"

*These are garment measurements

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To prolong the lifespan of your zero apparel we recommend the following care process.

Launder/wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry low, or hang dry
If desired, low heat ironing or steaming can be utilized to remove wrinkles
Wash your garment inside-out

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Reviewed by Russell B.

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I recommend this product

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45 - 54

Rated 5 out of 5

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Violently outstanding!

Violence and late 1900s nostalgia? That’s the perfect combo for a genX GWOT kid. Make the grass grow high!

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Reviewed by Michael B.

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18 - 24

Rated 5 out of 5

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Wonderful Shirt!

My wife and I (both highly motivated to find the Holy Grail!) wore it to Universal Studios' Halloween Horror Night and it worked great! Really cool design, very comfortable shirt, and a high quality fabric.

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