Damned Dirty Ape Tee
Damned Dirty Ape Tee
Damned Dirty Ape Tee
Damned Dirty Ape Tee
Damned Dirty Ape Tee
Damned Dirty Ape Tee Damned Dirty Ape Tee Damned Dirty Ape Tee Damned Dirty Ape Tee Damned Dirty Ape Tee

Damned Dirty Ape Tee

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 18 reviews
$29.99
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Color: Black
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Battle against annoying talking humans with the Damned Dirty Ape Tee, a mashup of Planet of the Apes and Dirty Harry. Embrace your inner blunt, cynical, "loose-cannon" law enforcer persona. Perfect for those who make their own rules to blow-away crime. Get yours now!

  • Premium 60/40 poly-cotton blend
  • Full detailed front design
  • Amazing and bright colors
  • High quality inks
  • Designed and printed in the USA


Chest Body Length Sleeve Length
S 38" 28" 8"
M 41" 29" 8.5"
L 44" 30" 9"
XL 48" 31" 9.5"
2XL 52" 32" 10"
3XL 56" 33" 10.5"

*These are garment measurements

Domestic:
  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $50 or more!
  • Economy Shipping ($7.99 flat) / Arrives 5-10 Business Days
  • Standard Shipping ($8.99 flat) / Arrives 3-6 Business Days
  • Priority Shipping ($11.99 flat) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
  • UPS Ground / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
  • UPS 2nd Day Air / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
  • UPS Next Day Air Saver / Arrives 1-2 Business Days
International
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  • UPS Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive

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  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $100 or more 
  • Economy Shipping ($7.99 flat) 
  • Standard Shipping ($8.99 flat)
  • Priority Shipping ($11.99 flat)
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To prolong the lifespan of your zero apparel we recommend the following care process.

  • Launder/wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry
  • If desired, low heat ironing or steaming can be utilized to remove wrinkles.
  • Wash your tees inside-out.
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Reviewed by Richard P.
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I recommend this product
Age Range
55 - 64
Rated 5 out of 5
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NSFW - No-Joke!

I’m a 41” and size medium fits closely. I wouldn’t wash in anything other than cold and always hang dry.

The screen Print is very good, and really should come with a trigger warning.

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Reviewed by Christopher S.
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45 - 54
Rated 5 out of 5
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Love it!

The planet of the apes series is one ofy favorites and when I saw this shirt, I knew I had to have it. Fits perfectly and I'll be wearing it a lot!

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35 - 44
Rated 5 out of 5
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Very cool design

Already getting compliments wearing it from people who know.

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