Damned Dirty Ape Tee

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 22 reviews
$22.49 $29.99
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Battle against annoying talking humans with the Damned Dirty Ape Tee, a mashup of Planet of the Apes and Dirty Harry. Embrace your inner blunt, cynical, "loose-cannon" law enforcer persona. Perfect for those who make their own rules to blow-away crime. Get yours now!

  • Premium 60/40 poly-cotton blend
  • Full detailed front design
  • Amazing and bright colors
  • High quality inks
  • Designed and printed in the USA


Chest Body Length Sleeve Length
S 38" 28" 8"
M 41" 29" 8.5"
L 44" 30" 9"
XL 48" 31" 9.5"
2XL 52" 32" 10"
3XL 56" 33" 10.5"

*These are garment measurements

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  • USPS Ground ($8.99 flat) / Arrives 3-6 Business Days
  • FedEx 2-day ($11.99) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days

International

  • USPS / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
  • DHL Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive

 

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To prolong the lifespan of your zero apparel we recommend the following care process.

  • Launder/wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry
  • If desired, low heat ironing or steaming can be utilized to remove wrinkles
  • Wash your garment inside-out
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Reviewed by ADAM
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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5 Stars

Little pricey but worth it for the quality and fit. Nothing bothers me more than t shirts that make your arms look like you’re getting ready for lift off. These shirts fit nice and snug around the arms. None of that flappy batman airplane triangular arm stuff.

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Reviewed by Stephen O.
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35 - 44
Rated 5 out of 5
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Nice

A classic take mashup love it

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Reviewed by Joseph W.
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45 - 54
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Great as always

Planet of the apes was my favorite movie when I was young.

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