HoHoHo Teddy Tee

$29.99
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Color: Heather Grey
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Because not every Christmas miracle comes from the North Pole. Some are wrapped in blood, broken glass, and the sweet percussion of suppressed gunfire.

This holiday hero might be soft and stuffed, but he’s packing heat and holiday spirit in equal measure. Dressed for war instead of winter, our battle-bear sits among the wreckage, flashing that classic message scrawled in red: Now I Have a Machine Gun — Ho Ho Ho.

Built for those who prefer their holiday cheer loud, smoky, and 34 floors up, this tee brings just the right mix of comfort and carnage. Whether you’re crawling through airducts or outsmarting bad guys barefoot, it’s your seasonal armor of choice.

  • Detailed front design
  • 60/40 cotton/poly blen
  • Premium fit and feel
  • Designed in the USA
Chest Body Length Sleeve Length
S 38" 28" 8"
M 41" 29" 8.5"
L 44" 30" 9"
XL 48" 31" 9.5"
2XL 52" 32" 10"
3XL 56" 33" 10.5"

*These are garment measurements

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To prolong the lifespan of your zero apparel we recommend the following care process.

  • Launder/wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry
  • If desired, low heat ironing or steaming can be utilized to remove wrinkles
  • Wash your garment inside-out