But a Scratch Tee
But a Scratch Tee
But a Scratch Tee But a Scratch Tee

But a Scratch Tee

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 9 reviews
$29.99
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Color: Charcoal
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We are thrilled to celebrate 50 years of King Arthur of the Britons, accompanied by his loyal knights, setting out on a quest for the Holy Grail. Imagine it was the year 932 A.D., as they faced surreal challenges, including a killer rabbit, a castle of temptresses, and a knight who wouldn't die! 

Their quest, though noble, was often derailed by bureaucratic peasants, philosophical conundrums, and inexplicable acts of modern intrusion. The journey ended abruptly at a French-occupied castle, where the grail lay just out of reach, and mysterious authorities suddenly halted the entire campaign.
Though the grail was never recovered, their tale remains a curious, comical chapter in the annals of medieval history. "I move, for no man."

  • Premium 60/40 poly-cotton blend
  • Iconic front design
  • Perfect for determining the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
  • Designed in the USA
Chest Body Length Sleeve Length
S 38" 28" 8"
M 41" 29" 8.5"
L 44" 30" 9"
XL 48" 31" 9.5"
2XL 52" 32" 10"
3XL 56" 33" 10.5"

*These are garment measurements

Domestic:

  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $75 or more!
  • USPS Ground ($8.99 flat) / Arrives 3-6 Business Days
  • FedEx 2-day ($11.99) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days

International

  • USPS / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
  • DHL Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive

 

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  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $100 or more  
  • Standard Shipping ($8.99 flat)
  • Priority Shipping ($11.99 flat)
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To prolong the lifespan of your zero apparel we recommend the following care process.

  • Launder/wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry
  • If desired, low heat ironing or steaming can be utilized to remove wrinkles.
  • Wash your tees inside-out.
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Funny

Definitely relates

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But a Scratch Tee

this is my sons new favorite shirt

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Tis But A Scratch

Love this shirt!!

Keep making this stuff.

Fits great.

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