American Flag Woobie Blanket

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 56 reviews
$49.99
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Color: American Flag Woobie Blanket
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If long nights of soul stacking, or frigid winds from the afterlife are part of your daily forecast, this drop is for you. Meant for the true patriot, its designed to keep you warm no matter where your raiding parties occurs or how many terrorists you killed. Hand stitched in the underworld by the fates themselves. Grab yours today and let hate keep you warm, while these woobies keep you zero.

  • Measures 82" H x 58" W
  • Premium ripstop 100% nylon material
  • Custom draw string stuff sack for easy transportation
  • 100% polyester batting for heat retention and quick drying
  • Wash in souls by hand, do not machine wash, hang dry
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean
  • Do not use near open flame 
Domestic:
  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $50 or more!
  • Economy Shipping ($7.99 flat) / Arrives 5-10 Business Days
  • Standard Shipping ($8.99 flat) / Arrives 3-6 Business Days
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  • UPS 2nd Day Air / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
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  • UPS Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive

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average rating 5.0 out of 5
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Reviewed by Taylor A.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Keeps you warm from sea to shining sea

Absolutely love it. Well-made, the most beautiful design, and easy to travel with. Great for days and nights in the hammock. Highly recommend to all patriots.

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Reviewed by Shea M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Woobie blanket

Want to talk about badass?! Only issue is that I can’t keep my family from stealing it!

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Reviewed by ElTerrible71
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Blanket of Freedom

As soon as I took out this awesome woobie from its bag, I immediately felt a presence behind me. I turned around and saw him for the first time. It was none other than George Washington. We exchanged nods, an affirmation. I jumped out of the window and turned into a screaming Bald Eagle 🦅 and took the fight to all the commies before I flew back and hopped into my Corvette and headed out to go knock back shots of Jack with the boys. This woobie has changed my life.

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