As soon as I took out this awesome woobie from its bag, I immediately felt a presence behind me. I turned around and saw him for the first time. It was none other than George Washington. We exchanged nods, an affirmation. I jumped out of the window and turned into a screaming Bald Eagle 🦅 and took the fight to all the commies before I flew back and hopped into my Corvette and headed out to go knock back shots of Jack with the boys. This woobie has changed my life.