Black Damned Dirty Ape Tee featuring a graphic of a yellow and pink stylized ape wearing a helmet with text "General Ursus Damned Dirty Ape" and a small sketch on the front.

Damned Dirty Ape Tee (Last Chance)

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Black Damned Dirty Ape Tee featuring a graphic of a yellow and pink stylized ape wearing a helmet with text "General Ursus Damned Dirty Ape" and a small sketch on the front.
  • Black Damned Dirty Ape Tee featuring a graphic of a yellow and pink stylized ape wearing a helmet with text "General Ursus Damned Dirty Ape" and a small sketch on the front.
  • Close-up of a vibrant graphic print featuring a fierce ape face in yellow and pink tones wearing a helmet, on the black Damned Dirty Ape Tee.
  • Close-up of a black Damned Dirty Ape Tee featuring a distressed graphic with the quote "You've got to ask yourself one question Do I feel Lucky?" in white and pink text.
  • Close-up of a black Damned Dirty Ape Tee featuring a vintage-style print with text and a small graphic of horses near a rocky landscape.
  • Black Damned Dirty Ape Tee featuring a graphic of a yellow and pink stylized ape wearing a helmet with text "General Ursus Damned Dirty Ape" and a small sketch on the front.
  • Close-up of a vibrant graphic print featuring a fierce ape face in yellow and pink tones wearing a helmet, on the black Damned Dirty Ape Tee.
  • Close-up of a black Damned Dirty Ape Tee featuring a distressed graphic with the quote "You've got to ask yourself one question Do I feel Lucky?" in white and pink text.
  • Close-up of a black Damned Dirty Ape Tee featuring a vintage-style print with text and a small graphic of horses near a rocky landscape.
Damned Dirty Ape Tee (Last Chance)

Damned Dirty Ape Tee (Last Chance)

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 2832 reviews
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$17.99 $29.99
Thousands of 5-Star Reviews. One Damn Good Tee.

Designed in-house and built from a premium 60/40 cotton-poly blend that feels broken-in from day one. Soft, durable, and made to be worn on repeat.

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Size Guide

Chest Body Length Sleeve Length
S 38" 28" 8"
M 41" 29" 8.5"
L 44" 30" 9"
XL 48" 31" 9.5"
2XL 52" 32" 10"
3XL 56" 33" 10.5"

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Description

Battle against annoying talking humans with the Damned Dirty Ape Tee, a mashup of Planet of the Apes and Dirty Harry. Embrace your inner blunt, cynical, "loose-cannon" law enforcer persona. Perfect for those who make their own rules to blow-away crime. Get yours now!

  • Premium 60/40 poly-cotton blend
  • Full detailed front design
  • Amazing and bright colors
  • High quality inks
  • Designed and printed in the USA
IT'S ALL IN THE DETAILS

Damned Dirty Ape Tee (Last Chance)

01 Man wearing a red R.E.D. Tee featuring a large black skull with a spade symbol on the forehead, standing in front of a rustic outdoor setting with an American flag mural in the background.

PERFECT FIT

Fitted where it should be without restricting movement when it matters. A dialed-in silhouette through the chest, shoulders, and sleeves with room to move.

02 DESIGNED IN-HOUSE

DESIGNED IN-HOUSE

Every graphic starts with our in-house team. Concepts are built, challenged, reworked, and refined until the artwork earns its place on a Zero Foxtrot tee.

03 60/40. FOR A REASON.

60/40. FOR A REASON.

Our cotton-poly blend combines the softness of cotton with added structure and durability. It holds its shape, washes well, resists excessive shrinking, and gets better with wear.

At the heart of every product lies a unique story, driven by our passion for quality, innovation, and military history.

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