Hula Tank

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 2 reviews
$29.99
Color: Asphalt
Size:

This one feels like it came straight out of a greasy tank crew halfway across the Pacific. A Sherman tank squats heavy and dependable, tracks packed with sand and soil, looking like it’s idled through a dozen pushes and is ready for one more. Perched up top is the crew’s good-luck charm—a pretty hula girl, all legs, flowers, and easy smiles. She’s the kind of gal the boys taped inside the turret hatch or chalked onto the hull to keep spirits up between runs.
To a tank crew, she’s not just eye candy—she’s home, shore leave, and cold beer rolled into one. Something to grin at while you’re elbow-deep in an engine or buttoned up tight waiting for the lead plinking to quit. 
Big steel beast below, pretty girl riding shotgun above. Morale on top, horsepower underneath. Built for long days, loud engines, and short tempers—where a smile painted on steel could make the grind a little easier—shore-leave dreams welded to a war machine. Stay Zero.

  • 100% cotton
  • Superb fit and feel
  • Perfect for all heated soul stacking session
  • Designed and printed in the USA
Size Chest/Width* Body Length**
S
18½
28½
M
20
29½
L
21½
30½
XL
23½
31½
2XL
25½
32½

Domestic:

  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $75 or more!
  • USPS Ground ($8.99 flat) / Arrives 3-6 Business Days
  • FedEx 2-day ($11.99) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days

International

  • USPS / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
  • DHL Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive

 

APO/FPO:

  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $100 or more  
  • Standard Shipping ($8.99 flat)
  • Priority Shipping ($11.99 flat)
Returns
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To prolong the lifespan of your zero apparel we recommend the following care process.

  • Launder/wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry
  • If desired, low heat ironing or steaming can be utilized to remove wrinkles
  • Wash your garment inside-out
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Reviewed by Stephen E.
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I recommend this product
Age Range
65+
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Great

I love this shirt

Being as I served on a tank a long time ago, it’s a fun add to my collection of T-shirts with tanks

Very happy with purchase

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Reviewed by Andy K.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Great color

It’s a little lighter than the picture. Great color, I hope they use it for some tshirts.

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