Siren Song Tee

$29.99
Color: Charcoal
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Since The Odyssey, sailors have been warned about the Sirens—beautiful creatures whose song promised everything a man wanted to hear, right before dragging him beneath the waves. Over time, the legend blurred into the familiar image of the mermaid: half woman, half fish, and entirely bad news.

This design brings that old sea warning into the modern maritime world, where even the hardest pipe hitters can find trouble waiting just beyond the gunwale. It does not matter how well you swim, how deep you dive, or how many tridents you have earned when the ocean decides to start flirting back.

Some calls are impossible to ignore. Some targets are better left in the water.

Stay on mission. Resist the song. Do not fuck the mermaids.

Chest Body Length Sleeve Length
S 38" 28" 8"
M 41" 29" 8.5"
L 44" 30" 9"
XL 48" 31" 9.5"
2XL 52" 32" 10"
3XL 56" 33" 10.5"

*These are garment measurements

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