Hula Tank tank top in dark gray featuring a graphic of a vintage military tank with a hula dancer on top and the text "ZERO FOXTROT" below the design.

Hula Tank (Last Chance)

Asphalt / SM
Sale price  $17.99 Regular price  $29.99
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Hula Tank (Last Chance)

Regular Price
Sale price  $17.99 Regular price  $29.99
ColorAsphalt
Size
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Size Chest/Width* Body Length**
S
18½
28½
M
20
29½
L
21½
30½
XL
23½
31½
2XL
25½
32½
Description

This one feels like it came straight out of a greasy tank crew halfway across the Pacific. A Sherman tank squats heavy and dependable, tracks packed with sand and soil, looking like it’s idled through a dozen pushes and is ready for one more. Perched up top is the crew’s good-luck charm—a pretty hula girl, all legs, flowers, and easy smiles. She’s the kind of gal the boys taped inside the turret hatch or chalked onto the hull to keep spirits up between runs.
To a tank crew, she’s not just eye candy—she’s home, shore leave, and cold beer rolled into one. Something to grin at while you’re elbow-deep in an engine or buttoned up tight waiting for the lead plinking to quit. 
Big steel beast below, pretty girl riding shotgun above. Morale on top, horsepower underneath. Built for long days, loud engines, and short tempers—where a smile painted on steel could make the grind a little easier—shore-leave dreams welded to a war machine. Stay Zero.

  • 100% cotton
  • Superb fit and feel
  • Perfect for all heated soul stacking session
  • Designed and printed in the USA

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