Mutually Assured Sticker

$4.99
Color: Black

When diplomacy fails, there's always the big red button. The Mutually Assured Tee brings the concept of nuclear fallout straight to your wardrobe—no speeches, no heroes. It's a reminder that when the worst happens, rank doesn't matter, and no one is making it home. For those who understand that the last laugh is literally a crater—because why not go out with a smile? Stay Zero. Stay radioactive.

Details

3" x 4" sticker
Durable vinyl construction
Weather-resistant finish

Domestic:

  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $75 or more!
  • USPS Ground ($8.99 flat) / Arrives 3-6 Business Days
  • FedEx 2-day ($11.99) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days

International

  • USPS / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
  • DHL Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive

 

APO/FPO:

  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $100 or more  
  • Standard Shipping ($8.99 flat)
  • Priority Shipping ($11.99 flat)
Returns
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