Mutually Assured Tee
Mutually Assured Tee
Mutually Assured Tee
Mutually Assured Tee Mutually Assured Tee Mutually Assured Tee

Mutually Assured Tee

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 23 reviews
$29.99
Color: Light Olive
Size:

When diplomacy fails, there's always the big red button. The Mutually Assured Tee brings the concept of nuclear fallout straight to your wardrobe—no speeches, no heroes. It's a reminder that when the worst happens, rank doesn't matter, and no one is making it home. For those who understand that the last laugh is literally a crater—because why not go out with a smile? Stay Zero. Stay radioactive.

  • Detailed back design
  • 60/40 cotton/poly blend
  • Premium fit and feel
Chest Body Length Sleeve Length
S 38" 28" 8"
M 41" 29" 8.5"
L 44" 30" 9"
XL 48" 31" 9.5"
2XL 52" 32" 10"
3XL 56" 33" 10.5"

*These are garment measurements

Domestic:

  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $75 or more!
  • USPS Ground ($8.99 flat) / Arrives 3-6 Business Days
  • FedEx 2-day ($11.99) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days

International

  • USPS / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
  • DHL Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive

 

APO/FPO:

  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend $100 or more  
  • Standard Shipping ($8.99 flat)
  • Priority Shipping ($11.99 flat)
Returns
  • Our return portal can be found by clicking HERE.

To prolong the lifespan of your zero apparel we recommend the following care process.

  • Launder/wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry
  • If desired, low heat ironing or steaming can be utilized to remove wrinkles
  • Wash your garment inside-out
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Reviewed by Kyle C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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ZF is #1

Excellent fit. Quality material. Doesn’t shrink. Doesn’t fade. Impeccable customer service. Reasonable prices.

You can’t get any better than this! I have spent over $1000 in the past few years. There’s a reason that I keep coming back!

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Reviewed by Cory H.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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This shirt is mutually assured to be awesome!

Awesome color and design!

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Reviewed by Michael T.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Tee

Love this other atomic bomb design,Huge fan of a lot so far from ZF

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