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Santa's Slay Fleece Crew
Black / SM
$54.99
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Santa's Slay Fleece Crew
Regular Price
$54.99
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$41.24
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Description
May your Christmas be merry,
your cocktails poured strong,
your bad sweater the bomb,
and your fuse timing long.
May the fire burn bright as Rudolph’s nose, the gifts be semi-automatic, and the family remain pleasantly unaware of whatever happened to the shitter.
May your smile stay bright, your judgment stay loose, and your holiday spirit stay strong enough to carry you through the wreckage.
Season’s greetings, beer with cookies, and a very festive disregard for consequences. A Merry Santa’s Slay to You!