Semiquincentennial 250th Flask

$21.99
Color: Stainless Steel

The Zero Glory 250th Flask marks 250 years of bad decisions made in the name of freedom. Built from brushed stainless steel and sized for discretion, it carries just enough liquid courage to toast the past, survive the present, and disrespect the future.

The artwork leans hard into the Semiquincentennial spirit: a defiant eagle, skull, and 13-star ring calling back to 1776—finished with Zero Foxtrot attitude and zero reverence for polite society. It’s a nod to the kind of patriots who didn’t ask permission, didn’t wait their turn, and sure as hell didn’t stay sober while doing it.

Slip it in a jacket, stash it in a bag, or keep it close for parades, parties, and poorly supervised celebrations. This flask isn’t about excess—it’s about tradition.

Eight ounces. No glory. No apologies.
Raise it to 250 years of doing things the hard way.

  • Solid food-safe stainless-steel flask holds 8 fl. oz. and easily fits in your pocket or rucksack.
  •  PVC Rubber loop keeps cap attached while allowing quiet operation on covert missions. 
  •  The screw top seals tightly, so you won't lose a drop of your favorite libation.
  • Includes mini funnel, making the filling with liquid of choice a breeze.
  •  BPA-free food-grade stainless steel body
  •  Hand-wash only

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    • DHL Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive

     

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