Serpent's Pint Tee

$29.99
Color: Green Apple
Size:

Here’s to bad calls, good friends, and being upright long enough to order one more.

The Serpent’s Pint pulls from old-world pub lore—where a full mug, a coiled snake, and a grinning skull all agree on one thing: nothing lasts forever, so drink like you mean it. Celtic knotwork wraps the scene like something carved into a pub table in ’82. Glistening 50's stand in for false fortune. The serpent guards the pint like it’s the last cold one in a hot world—because tonight, it might be.

Whether you’re at the bar, the range, or waking up somewhere you don’t remember. Down a glass. Raise hell. Repeat.

  • Premium fit and feel
  • 60/40 cotton/poly blend
  • Wash in Guinness
  • Designed in the USA
Chest Body Length Sleeve Length
S 38" 28" 8"
M 41" 29" 8.5"
L 44" 30" 9"
XL 48" 31" 9.5"
2XL 52" 32" 10"
3XL 56" 33" 10.5"

*These are garment measurements

Domestic:

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  • USPS Ground ($8.99 flat) / Arrives 3-6 Business Days
  • FedEx 2-day ($11.99) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days

International

  • USPS / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
  • DHL Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive

 

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  • Standard Shipping ($8.99 flat)
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To prolong the lifespan of your zero apparel we recommend the following care process.

  • Launder/wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry
  • If desired, low heat ironing or steaming can be utilized to remove wrinkles
  • Wash your garment inside-out