Stacking Tyrants Tee

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Color: Navy
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Two and a half centuries in, America still speaks fluent FAFO. This design captures the origin swing: General Washington driving a decisive left hook into the King of England's smug kisser—the punch that didn't just start a fight, it forged a nation in 1776. The eagle-winged cloak behind him surges like divine momentum and freedom's shadow at his back—the exact moment liberty went from idea to action. Uncle Sam chuckles as the crown gets rocked, grinning like a man who already knows the score—America's spirit born unbothered, rebellious, and endlessly entertained by tyrants catching fists. The message goes beyond one monarch; it's about Stacking Tyrants—never negotiating or bowing, but overcoming them one at a time. The king was just the first brick in 250 years of defiance by free people. This Semiquincentennial salute honors 250 years of liberty and the tradition of tyrants being taken down. The stack is still growing as American freedom prevails.

  • Detailed back design
  • 60/40 cotton/poly blen
  • Premium fit and feel
  • Designed in the USA
Chest Body Length Sleeve Length
S 38" 28" 8"
M 41" 29" 8.5"
L 44" 30" 9"
XL 48" 31" 9.5"
2XL 52" 32" 10"
3XL 56" 33" 10.5"

*These are garment measurements

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  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry
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