Santa's Slay Tee
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May your Christmas be merry,
your cocktails poured strong,
your bad sweater the bomb,
and your fuse timing long.
May the fire burn bright as Rudolph’s nose, the gifts be semi-automatic, and the family remain pleasantly unaware of whatever happened to the shitter.
May your smile stay bright, your judgment stay loose, and your holiday spirit stay strong enough to carry you through the wreckage.
Season’s greetings, beer with cookies, and a very festive disregard for consequences. A Merry Santa’s Slay to You!
Fitted where it should be without restricting movement when it matters. A dialed-in silhouette through the chest, shoulders, and sleeves with room to move.
Every graphic starts with our in-house team. Concepts are built, challenged, reworked, and refined until the artwork earns its place on a Zero Foxtrot tee.
Our cotton-poly blend combines the softness of cotton with added structure and durability. It holds its shape, washes well, resists excessive shrinking, and gets better with wear.
At the heart of every product lies a unique story, driven by our passion for quality, innovation, and military history.
Been waiting on pocket Tee's for work, Same great Quality and feel.
Been waiting on pocket Tee's for work, Same great Quality and feel.
Been waiting on pocket Tee's for work, Same great Quality and feel.
