Back view of a black Valhalla Tee featuring a detailed blue and gray graphic of a skull wearing a Viking helmet with Nordic symbols and the phrase "Seeth Thee in Valhalla!" printed below.

Valhalla Tee

Black / SM
$29.99
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Back view of a black Valhalla Tee featuring a detailed blue and gray graphic of a skull wearing a Viking helmet with Nordic symbols and the phrase "Seeth Thee in Valhalla!" printed below.
  • Back view of a black Valhalla Tee featuring a detailed blue and gray graphic of a skull wearing a Viking helmet with Nordic symbols and the phrase "Seeth Thee in Valhalla!" printed below.
  • Close-up of a black Valhalla Tee featuring a detailed skull wearing an ornate Viking helmet with Norse symbols and the phrase "Seeth Thee in Valhalla!" in gothic lettering.
  • Valhalla Tee in black featuring a small blue skull design with an ace of spades symbol on the left chest, made from soft fabric with a classic crew neck and short sleeves.
  • Back view of a black Valhalla Tee featuring a detailed blue and gray graphic of a skull wearing a Viking helmet with Nordic symbols and the phrase "Seeth Thee in Valhalla!" printed below.
  • Close-up of a black Valhalla Tee featuring a detailed skull wearing an ornate Viking helmet with Norse symbols and the phrase "Seeth Thee in Valhalla!" in gothic lettering.
  • Valhalla Tee in black featuring a small blue skull design with an ace of spades symbol on the left chest, made from soft fabric with a classic crew neck and short sleeves.
Valhalla Tee

Valhalla Tee

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 2836 reviews
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$29.99
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Designed in-house and built from a premium 60/40 cotton-poly blend that feels broken-in from day one. Soft, durable, and made to be worn on repeat.

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Size Guide

Chest Body Length Sleeve Length
S 38" 28" 8"
M 41" 29" 8.5"
L 44" 30" 9"
XL 48" 31" 9.5"
2XL 52" 32" 10"
3XL 56" 33" 10.5"

*These are garment measurements
Description

If you've got nordic blood in your veins and an extreme desire to stay zero, this drop is for you. Whether you're rowing to your next pillaging party, or earning your way into Valhalla, this premium drop from the bunker has you covered! Grab yours today!

  • Premium 60/40 poly-cotton material
  • Detailed back design
  • May increase desire to raid monasteries
IT'S ALL IN THE DETAILS

Valhalla Tee

01 Man wearing a red R.E.D. Tee featuring a large black skull with a spade symbol on the forehead, standing in front of a rustic outdoor setting with an American flag mural in the background.

PERFECT FIT

Fitted where it should be without restricting movement when it matters. A dialed-in silhouette through the chest, shoulders, and sleeves with room to move.

02 DESIGNED IN-HOUSE

DESIGNED IN-HOUSE

Every graphic starts with our in-house team. Concepts are built, challenged, reworked, and refined until the artwork earns its place on a Zero Foxtrot tee.

03 60/40. FOR A REASON.

60/40. FOR A REASON.

Our cotton-poly blend combines the softness of cotton with added structure and durability. It holds its shape, washes well, resists excessive shrinking, and gets better with wear.

At the heart of every product lies a unique story, driven by our passion for quality, innovation, and military history.

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